'Thing' makes for a fine temporary title. Really, it's shiny, it's punctual and evocative. It even comes with superhero comic overtones. But I'm sure we're all keen for a newer, improved, Name #2.
Suggestions?
In no particular order (in the spirit of work procrastination):
Soup. Gumbo. ElectricSoup (Hoodoo Gurus, where are you now?)
Pudding. Chocolate. Cake.
Jabberwocky.
Paella. Kedgeree. Biriani.
ProbabilityDrive.
GreenEggsNSpam.
Lounge. Couch. Shagpile.
Chilli. Coriander. Curry. Basil.